Saturday, September 22, 2018

Kevin's Kitchen: Grilled Cheese

A thyroidectomy requires a life change. That includes changing eating habits. The purpose of Kevin's Kitchen is to help those with no (or little) cooking skills to create great meals.

The phrase "Honey, can you make me a sandwich?" Does not exist in Kevin's Kitchen. So go clean the grease out of your finger nails and brush the lawn clippings off your pants because we are going to construct a manly grilled cheese sandwich.

First thing you have to do is toss an ample helping of butter in the bottom of a pan. Don't use margarin or Pam or Olive oil or anything sissy like that. I don't care if you have one of those cancer causing non stick pans - lob some real good butter in there and warm the pan on a stove.

Next, get some bread. Not some fuccia whole wheat Texas croissant style crap. Just your every day sandwich bread will do. Butter both sides of that bread - and I mean butter it!

Toss that into the pan and grab a slice of cheese. Not a skin goat Milk crumbly gotta slice with a hacksaw cheese. Just a normal slice of American. In fact? Why not toss two slices on it?

Here is the secret - squirt some mustard on the cheese. Not that brown grey poopa fonie bologna crap. Just some every day yellow mustard.

Get one side of the sandwich Golden brown, flip it, get the second side golden brown. Find a beverage and dig in.

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